gabite:

those cashiers that let you buy things when you’re missing a few cents deserve to live forever

astoundly:

sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean

me: [walking past music store]
me: [bREATHES HEAVILY]
mom: no

farrahtales:

u just cut this shit out

-annoying:

i want flawless eyebrows and $100,000

castiel-is-wonderful:

sionainnlindsay:

castiel-is-wonderful:

WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP

IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S 

LIKE BELONGING TO MR

OMG

Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.

This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me 

vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.